Episode 16: Conspiracy Theories.

Top of the show 

Welcome everyone and thank you for joining us. This is valid arguments. A show that’s slowly indoctrinating you into our future cult. I’m Jeremy Horton, and Today were going to be talking about conspiracy theories, man. Make sure to drink every time we say the government (unless you’re driving). We will also be arguing about school, and modern-day relationships. Joining me today is Mr. Milo Mordhorst on my right. (Milo intro). And Mr. Joel Barkley on my left. (Joel intro). Thank you both, now I will get to the questions in a second but first a word from our sponsor. 

Questions I will ask: 

  •  I want to start with MK-Ultra. If you don’t know that was the government’s attempt at mind control. They attempted this by feeding people copious amounts of LSD. This is a verifiable fact, so the question is, if that’s the part they’re telling us, do you think they went further with the program and still managed to keep it under wraps? milo 
  •  Hey guys, what do you think about concentration camps? Don’t like em? Well guess what, that’s exactly where the government wants you. In February of 1942 the government put around 100,000 AMERICANS in concentration camps. What’s to stop them from putting you in one too? Joel 
  • Palette cleanser/segment Is P.E. a real class
  •  The shooters were never found. Suge Knight was never hit. Pac always wore a bulletproof vest. The man who cremated Tupac retired immediately afterward. Where is Tupac? And for that matter, where’s biggie? I ask because they’re definitely not dead. -Jeremy 
  •  Ya’ll got gardens? You should get one. The reason you should get one is that the government is poisoning your food. They we’re even caught poisoning our food and we didn’t get so much as a “my bad” from them. In the 20’s during prohibition they killed an estimated 10,000 people by poisoning alcohol “as a deterrent” to discourage people from drinking. Someone should go to jail for killing that many people, right?  Joel 
  •  Palette cleanser/segment – can you come back from the friendzone
  •  I’ve got one word for you guys. Gay Bombs. That’s right gay bombs. This is one that I personally had a really hard time with. After loads of research and sweaty nights spent trying to wrap my  head, around this subject. I am sad to report, it’s true. The government, in all seriousness, tried to make a bomb that discharges female sex pheromones so they could disperse it over enemy forces in order to make them sexually attracted to each other. Rendering them useless in a fight. My question is, can gay people fight very well? Joel 
  •  So, in the past we’ve made jokes about anti vaccine people. A lot. Like a whole lot. I personally didn’t think I’d ever find myself giving credence to their ideas. Thanks a bunch, Government! You did it again! An estimated 10-30 million people were exposed to a virus called SV40 after receiving polio vaccines in the 1950s and 1960s. This SV40 is a reportedly cancer causing chemical. But that was the 50’s. They’ve probably cleaned up their act since then, right? Milo 
  •  Palette cleanser/segment 
  • The reason we will probably never see the light of day after this episode comes out is NOT because the government is going to have us killed. They don’t need to do that anymore. They control the media and everyone in it. My last question is about the, should be infamous, but less known, project mockingbird. Project mockingbird was uncovered by the church committee after the Watergate scandal and may still be affecting us today. They paid journalists to spread CIA propaganda and to this day issue gag orders under the guise of “national security”. So, how do we solve this thing? 

Argument for: 

  • . Of course, they did! The official government record of these events details how test subjects were emotionally crippled for life. If that’s what they are telling us, What are they not telling us? 
  •  Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The government will always do whatever they want under the guise of national security. Does our nation need to be secure? Does the entire world hate us? Are you even real man!? 
  •  Tupac’s aunt is political activist and former Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur, who was granted political asylum in Cuba in 1984, after fleeing prison in the States. Tupac has joined her and is living a healthy life.  
  •  Not only have they caused cancer with these so called “vaccines” they put autism in them! Autism! How are we ok with this level of accountability? 
  •  The media is going to destroy us. They will never let us see the light of day. 

Sources: 

Key groups: 

  • Stuff they don’t want you to know.  
  •  All time Conspiracies 
  •  Disclose truth TV 

Key people: 

  • Alex Jones  
  • William tappley  
  •  Paul Joseph Watson 
  •  The Vigilant Christian 
  • Mark Dice 

Key Movies:  

Argument Against 

  •   How would they have gone further? There was an enormous public outcry about this. It’s not like they can just change the name and move it somewhere that no one’s ever heard of the experiment. The Government’s not that smart. 
  •  Those concentration camps were temporary and during wartime. The united states government would never detain people without good reason.  That would be un-American. 
  •  That’s ludicrous. Tupac was shot dead. Case closed. Nothing to see here folks. 
  •  Some vaccines are unsafe but what’s the alternative? Natural selection? How are we to live in a society of humans and expect perfection? 
  •  That’s a lot of hype and bullshit. The media is competent enough to get their story straight half the time. How am I supposed to think they could orchestrate a coup against the American people? 

Sources: 

Key people: 

  •  Truthloader 
  •  Blacklisted news 
  •  Adam VS the man 
  •  Lyn Leahs 

Key groups: 

  •  Qanon 
  •  Anti Defamation League 
  •  Most People 

Key Movies: 

Outro: *summarize Joel and Milo end arguments* I think that both sides have………………Valid Arguments. Our winner tonight said this after fighting for your rights. “You have to consume Fig Newtons with either milk or an alternative milk product. It’s like a conspiracy with the dairy industry. They’re in cahoots.”. The King Ad-Rock, ladies and gentleman. If you are for conspiracy theories continuing on then I suggest you get in touch with the infowars to see how you can help out. If you want to conspiracy theories become more rational, then I suggest you get in touch with snopes and see if they’re hiring.  If you decide to do nothing, then at the very least, keep arguing and talking about it. Because the only way we solve any controversial issue, is to argue about it.  

I’d like to thank you all for joining us, and thanks milo and Joel for your thoughts on the subject. If you want YOUR voice counted amongst those that argue, then get at us on social media @argumentsvalid on twitter and valid.arguments on Instagram, or if you think social media is just as evil as people who think we can win the war on drugs, please feel free to call and leave us a voicemail, the number is 309-340-9431. And if you like the show please leave us a rating and review, and tell your friends to argue with us too. and please join us next week for more arguments for you. We hope to disagree with you soon. 

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