episode 25: Aliens.

Welcome everyone and thank you for joining us. This is valid arguments. A show that constantly reminds you. Jefferey Epstein didn’t kill himself. I’m Jeremy Horton, and Today were going to be talking about Aliens! We will also be arguing about Vampires, and Nursery rhymes. Joining me today is Mr. Milo Mordhorst on my right. (Milo intro). And Mr. Joel Barkley on my left. (Joel intro). Thank you both, now I will get into the questions in a minute, but first let’s have a word from our sponsor. 

Questions I will ask: 

  •  Let’s start with what we know. They come from space. They have to get here somehow. I’m talking about UFOs. The pentagon classifies alien spacecrafts as unexplained aerial phenomena. James Oberg author of many up his own ass party pooper books says “Lots of people are active in the air and don’t want others to know about it. They are happy to lurk unrecognized in the noise, or even to stir it up as camouflage.”. That douchebag brings up a good point. How do we know that ufo’s aren’t just a product of a foreign government, or even a private citizen?  
  •  I want to spend the first couple of questions giving the other side of this debate because I have such a rock-hard boner about aliens but let’s talk about why it is impossible for aliens to exist. That’s right, I said it. Aliens do not exist. There’s even someone who agrees with me. Nick Longrich, a lecturer in paleontology and evolutionary biology at the University of Bath. He’s said that the evolution of intelligent life is so spectacularly unlikely it is more likely to have happened once than several times throughout the universe. His theory holds some weight. Human intelligence didn’t evolve on this planet for 4.5 billion years. The chances are astronomical that the origin of life, photosynthesis, complex cells, sex, complex animals, skeletons and intelligence itself could all happen within a planet’s lifetime. So why should I believe I’m not the most special creation in existence? 
  • Palette cleanser/segment – Can a Vampire get AIDS from sucking blood? 
  •  I want to talk about another “expert” in the field of totally bat shit crazy. Barbara Lamb. In her movie the reality of ET’s/human hybrids, she details the different races of aliens in the universe. She outlines several including Blue Octurians, Nords, Pleadian, Reptilians, Mantis beings, ethereal beings, the list goes on. She also says an EMF will wipe us all out and the aliens are here to save us from ourselves. They are doing that by taking our seed to make alien babies with. Am I missing something here or what? I feel like that picture is incomplete. 
  •  One word, NASA. What are they hiding!? I want to bring to your attention, The Black Knight. Not Martin Lawrence, the other one. The one that NASA incorrectly classified as space debris in an attempt to cover up a 13000-year-old satellite of extraterrestrial origin that is orbiting our planet right now! Throughout history the black knight has been a part of the smoking gun that incriminates the world’s elite in their cover up of the truth! Even Nikola Tesla has evidence of it! So, what do you guys think of this clearly shady organization? 
  •  Palette cleanser/segment – Which nursery rhyme has the darkest back story? 
  •  It’s time for my favorite part of the episode. THE GOVERNMENT!!!!! David Icke has said himself that he thinks the government is comprised of reptilian entities that have infiltrated the government to control our every thought! Among the reptile politicians are Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, Bill and Hillary Clinton and Bob Hope. My question is a simple one. Why? What’s the point?  
  •  One thing I find interesting is mass hallucination. Let me tell you all about the should be infamous project blue book. Project Blue book was the government’s official plan to determine if Ufo’s are real and if they pose a threat to national security. They examined countless sightings and determined that all we’re easily explained misinterpretations. People’s eyes deceived them. Just like flat earthers. My question is how are ufo enthusiasts any better than flat earthers? 
  •  Palette cleanser/segment –  
  • How do we solve this thing? 

Argument for: 

  • The Truth is out there  
  •  The Truth is out there 
  • The Truth is out there 
  • The Truth is out there 
  •  The Truth is out there 
  •  The Truth is out there 

Key groups: 

Key people: 

Key Movies:  

Argument Against 

  • We are alone in the universe! 
  • We are alone in the universe! 
  • We are alone in the universe! 
  • We are alone in the universe! 
  • We are alone in the universe! 
  • We are alone in the universe! 

Sources: 

Key people: 

Key groups: 

Key Movies: 

  •  A fire in the Sky 
  •  Iron Sky: The Coming Race 
  •  Close Encounters of the Third Kind 
  •  The X-files 

Outro: *summarize Joel and Milo end arguments* I think that both sides have………………Valid Arguments. Tonight’s winner had this to say. I don’t edit information, I follow it. David Icke, ladies and gentleman. If you are for alien existence then I suggest you get in touch with the pro alien organization in your area to see how you can help out. If you want to live with the rest of us here in reality, then live every day like you are the most special being on the planet. Because it is a statistical impossibility that you are here.  If you decide to do nothing, then at the very least, keep arguing and talking about it. Because the only way we solve any controversial issue, is to argue about it. 

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